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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
35.6 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
1. Enter ship
2. Walk in front of guard with shield
3. Try to hit guard with wrench and fail because he has a shield
4. Get knocked out and thrown out the airlock
5. ???
6. Profit!
Posted 21 September, 2017.
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35.7 hrs on record
Take Two is apparently not happy with their billions of dollars and wish to claim even more money, and this game shows it with how completely microtransaction-filled it is. Their despicable practices towards the modding community finished it off. Don't support Take Two.
Posted 16 June, 2017.
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13.6 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
One Finger Death Punch is a rare example of a game that does one thing, and absolutely nails it. The idea of the game is simple: every button press maps to you punching someone, or missing, more often than not. And it's through this that it creates an incredibly cinematic experience where you feel responsible for every move, every punch, every throw, and every dodge. When you punch someone's heart out through their spine, you feel like you did this, rather than the game doing it for you.
I'd highly recommend picking this game up any time. For £4 it's so worth it, and right now it's £1 because of the autumn sale, so I'd say it's a no-brainer.
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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1.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
This is a really unique and interesting concept. Also, I laugh every time the guy goes "Tits."
Posted 15 November, 2015.
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