Happy birthday!

happy birthday collin :)

Hbd=)

m’lady—wow okay i hate myself already
hello, sorry for the unsolicited notification. i noticed you are a female gamer, which according to my research makes you a 1/10,000 spawn

i am not like other guys. i respect women. i moderate servers. i read patch notes
i play l4d2 and while i could carry, i choose instead to provide constant advice you didn’t ask for

this is NOT flirting. this is a respectful, scholarly introduction
however if you feel a strange pull toward my presence, that is normal and well-documented

it’s currently 3:24am, my sleep schedule is destroyed, and i communicate best through steam comments
if you’d like to game, talk, or ignore each other forever, my profile is available

i’ll stop now before this becomes uncomfortable
(it already is)
tips fedora, trips over it 🎩

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I recommend looking up how this weapon was meant to be operated and what composes it before you critique its efficacy in any way.
It has giant heat fins all over it (so you never have to replace the barrel.)
It has feeding strips so that the loader can keep feeding them indefinitely.
It has nitro shells to reduce flash and smoke to a vague flicker, rendering them extremely hard to detect (The Japanese were concerned with the amount of smoke and flash produced by their machineguns - in the 1930s they developed double nitro based propellants - nitrocellulose combined with nitroglycerine to reduce smoke and flash)
It was aligned by the naval factories, not the army factories, so the barrels are incredibly accurate.
They were also frequently given scopes, so they could basically be used as automatic sniper rifles. I understand if you are critiquing it because you don't know what it is or how it was used or what parts comprise it, but I assure you it is a beautiful "sum of its parts."