Tuesday, January 2, 2018
10:38 PM - Beaches: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/335261407400427531/397864958601199627/h50sovcghn701.jpg
10:45 PM - Destravus: c o l d
10:45 PM - Destravus: also, didn't know your name was bryan
10:45 PM - Destravus: :^)
10:45 PM - Beaches: idk i used to have a gf
10:45 PM - Beaches: damn

Sunday, August 7, 2016
10:54 PM - Beaches: i just realize
10:54 PM - Beaches: if u ship me glitter
10:54 PM - Beaches: my mom's gonna open my mail
10:54 PM - Beaches: and get mad claiming i talk to ppl in ISIS

Sunday, August 7, 2016
10:21 PM - Beaches: to see if i rlly want buttplugs
10:22 PM - Beaches: ok

Saturday, October 10, 2015
2:51 AM - Beaches: SEND ME FOOD
2:51 AM - Beaches: I MAY BE IN CANADA
2:51 AM - Beaches: BUT I AM INSIDE
2:52 AM - Beaches: A STARVING ETHOPIAN CHILD.

Thursday, July 16, 2015
4:12 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: hold
4:12 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: gotta piss
4:12 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: 3l of beer
4:12 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: sucks
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: dude
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i pissed so much
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i imagined the water is a canvas
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: and i was drawing
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: and i started moving my duck around
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: and imagining im drawing sit
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i thinki need to shead to bed
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: like the water in the toilet
4:14 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: is a canvas
4:15 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: and i just imagined im drawing my with my liune of piss
4:17 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: also
4:17 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: im pretyt sure
4:17 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i send a neighbor
4:17 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: a text saying
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: "*** got white, wanna come get some"
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: holy siht
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i gotta apologise
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: in the morning
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i mean she
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: s done a lot of drugs
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: but still
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: innappropriate
4:18 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: right"?
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: clicked
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: skyper again
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: also
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i mfreaking out
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: im hearing seagulls
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: when im 300km away from the seaside
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scared right now
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: why th ♥♥♥♥♥ are there seagulls 300k away from sea
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: can you like google it
4:37 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: cuz i can;t
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: dude
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i swear
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: my spelling
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: is okay
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: for how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up i am
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: right?
4:39 AM - Destravus: yeah it's pretty good
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: like im spelling good
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: yuou probs cant even tell somethings wrong
4:39 AM - ✯JerK▒┓: i bet
4:40 AM - Destravus: Definitely not.


Friday, June 26, 2015
02:24 AM - Destravus: 'Feel free to correct my English. I've never taken English lessons and I depend on good people like you to help me get better at it.'
02:24 AM - Destravus: Nice attitude.
02:24 AM - Octavius: 10 minutes with you and he'll regret saying that

Sunday, June 21, 2015
12:13 AM - Octavius: as to having a good life, sure, I have a high IQ, very high grades/results, exceptional memory, broad knowledge of stuff, good living conditions and indeed, a pretty large penis

Thursday, December 25, 2014
3:31 AM - Octavius: Is it a custom to bring Christmas trees inside in NL?
3:32 AM - Destravus: yeah
3:32 AM - Octavius: Do you dance in circles around it?
3:32 AM - Octavius: Can't miss out on a chance of doing that
3:32 AM - Octavius: Especially the frog dance
3:33 AM - Octavius: Really more of a midsummer tradition, but people do it on christmas too
3:33 AM - Octavius: Jump around like frogs in circles around the tree, while singing the frog song
3:33 AM - Octavius: usually after a drink or two

Saturday, December 20, 2014
5:18 PM - Beaches: mom gave me a laptop tp repair for her 80 year old friend
5:18 PM - Beaches: a dude btw
5:18 PM - Beaches: I fix it
5:18 PM - Beaches: over 900 malware items
5:19 PM - Beaches: then I had to clean some other ♥♥♥♥ out like the downloads to prevent the same ♥♥♥♥ from happening
5:19 PM - Beaches: so much porn man
5:19 PM - Beaches: wtf
5:19 PM - Beaches: like BSDM type
5:19 PM - Beaches: w
5:19 PM - Beaches: t
5:19 PM - Beaches: f
5:24 PM - Beaches: dude, in the downloads
5:24 PM - Beaches: it was mixed with his family photos and hardcore porn man
5:25 PM - Beaches: it was sad to look at.

Friday, December 19, 2014
1:43 AM - SOTAKOIRA: mfw my updoor neighbors dong wont shut up
1:43 AM - SOTAKOIRA: dog*
1:43 AM - SOTAKOIRA: not dong
1:43 AM - SOTAKOIRA: ♥♥♥♥
1:43 AM - SOTAKOIRA: >updoor
1:43 AM - SOTAKOIRA: did i just really