My intestinal wall has insanely powerful muscles and is very strong. When I eat anything carbon based I defecate diamonds. People follow me around and crowd outside the toilet waiting for me to finish. When I walk out the door it's like watching a gold rush as everyone pours in.

Recently I just went to release a stool or so I thought. It was a solid block of methane with a touch of sulfur dioxide super compressed into a solid by my incredibly powerful guts. When it came out it shot across the room bounding off the walls while also expanding into a liquid and then a gas.

This small marble that I had emitted, with perhaps a radius of an inch expanded to fill the space of several meters squared. It blew the windows out and completely filled the entire room building with an unbreathable atmosphere.

ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ꜰᴀᴛ? ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴅɪᴇᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ?... ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ꜱᴇᴇ

saviour of tel aviv

larp larp larp sahur

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♥♥♥♥ my chuddy life