Recent reviews by nycphi

ee oo *beep noise* runner, we need you to smash windows and write five slurs on UESC buildings

aura is incredible 10/10 buy it

Cute, but not very fun. You'd be better off playing animal crossing or stardew valley tbh. If this were $10 instead of current price it'd be worth it.

That was certainly an experience

Certain parts were very frustrating to get through running away from the horse baby eye long thing, trying to aim at swansea in the graveyard very interesting overall. Worth a playthrough.

Heads up- if you start this up and think it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up your pc and crashing, it isn't.

what's not to like?

astarion dating sim

after another 450 hours of gameplay i can truly say that this is the best dating sim on the market. where else can you woo over god's favorite princess?

700 hours - i eat sleep breathe baldurs gate balduran is love balduran is life

A nice, safe anonymous place to interact.

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE JEB
YOU DO NOT RECOᘓИIZE ꓕHE BODIEƧ IИ ꓕHE ᒉEB
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Great game, slow burning though. Looking forward to Nivalis revamped in the new upcoming title :)

insert joke about waking up

Absolutely amazing game. 15/10