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Recent reviews by NUTGOTH

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5 people found this review helpful
75.1 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
I like monkey game :^)
Posted 20 August, 2024.
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66 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
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3.2 hrs on record
- My wife hates me
- My daughter hates me
- My son hates me
- Mr. Rimmer hates me
- My 50 year old 6th grader run ended in my death.

10/10
Posted 7 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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275.8 hrs on record (79.1 hrs at review time)
Game is so godlike, anyone who enjoys rpgs to any extent needs to play this. Shout out Larian!!! Swen the goat!!! We smoking Bioware pack!!!
Posted 8 August, 2023. Last edited 5 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.0 hrs on record
Exceeded expectations
Posted 28 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.9 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game rules
Posted 23 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.7 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
wow
Posted 22 March, 2019.
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16 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
68.9 hrs on record
I leave you this review in good faith.
Pros.
- First video game story to explore the Arab Socialist Ba'ath Party
- Has Garfield
- Lorenzo Music returns to voice Garfield
- Amazing OST performed by Steve Reich and BMB Loko Los
- Lasagna make you go fast
- I camed
- I cumed
- Levels look good and feel good to drive on as Garfield
- SOOOOOOOO GOOOD

Cons.
- Garfield can't cuss
- No Mario
- Has John
- Arlene SOOOO sexy, it can be distracting (might be pro depending on you.)
- I ♥♥♥♥ my pants (also might be pro depending on you)

In short, sometimes dreams do come true.
10 jars of Ragu out of 10 jars of Prego
Posted 27 December, 2018. Last edited 27 December, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
77.8 hrs on record (46.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Insanly addictive rouge-lite. The game is so fleshed out and fun in early access already, I'd say it's worth every penny, and I can't wait to see what they add next.
Posted 13 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Meat
Posted 28 January, 2014.
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