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Recent reviews by Nuclear Cloud

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1 person found this review helpful
19.7 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Unrelated: I'm pretty retarded to be honest bro.
Posted 9 February. Last edited 15 February.
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40.8 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Alright I gave friends alot of hate for this game back in 2015/2016 on launch.
Totally justified by the way. But what isn't justified is hating on this game (aside from the numerous bugs that plague me).

Genuinely decent game when you can put the bugs aside, but all good things in time. This game isn't the flaming turd it once was.
Posted 29 September, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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1.4 hrs on record
I found out Israel is as desolate a place as it's people, very accurate.
Posted 19 August, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
70.1 hrs on record (60.6 hrs at review time)
Worth a few play throughs at least. Each DLC brings new content that changes the game and how you play with differing units, abilities and mounts.
Posted 7 October, 2024.
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15.1 hrs on record
Ubisoft Launcher / Kenway's Fleet issues, Got sick of fighting with the aged software to work.
If you can play SOLELY single player, then it's honestly very good.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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36.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Offworld Studios, has been invested in by Tencent the same company that owns Epic Games, the same company that has a track record a mile long of absorbing companies, whoring them out, and then disposing of them while holding the IPs.
Imagine EA Games, except with chinese spyware, now this is what you have.
Also, epic game dependencies are required to play this.
Posted 18 May, 2023. Last edited 29 November, 2023.
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27 people found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
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64.3 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Don't friend your mom on steam
Posted 14 October, 2022.
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107.0 hrs on record
Offworld Studios, has been invested in by Tencent the same company that owns Epic Games, the same company that has a track record a mile long of absorbing companies, whoring them out, and then disposing of them while holding the IPs.
Imagine EA Games, except with chinese spyware, now this is what you have.
Posted 3 May, 2020. Last edited 29 November, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Not to brag or anything but I bought a copy in Akihabara back in 2010.

Great game, great story, choices matter (for the few you make)
Short enough game but there's some re-playability. 9.5/10
Posted 14 August, 2019.
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10 people found this review helpful
40 people found this review funny
31.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
My colonists are autistic, depressive, manic and narcissitic.
Rather then working through their depression for survival, they just give up and die.
It's an accurate visual depiction of tumblr.
10/10
Posted 17 May, 2019.
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