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下午好！祝你有一个愉快的周日！

五一劳动节快乐！

由于近期忙碌，留言频率会大幅降低，但我会坚持活下去的!

have a nice weekend! my friend!

平安夜快乐！
Happy Christmas Eve！

have a nice weekend!

Tomorrow is the weekend! Relax!
明天就是周末啦！好好放松一下吧！

hi！wish U have a nice weekend！

have a nice day,my friend!

国庆快乐！

中秋节快乐！

have a nice day!

嗯那个什么啊，就是，那那什么，我们班孙鹏他经常躲厕所里吃他妈给他做的那个豆瓣酱就，吃的满嘴都是，哎呀有一次给我们副校长都整整吐了都，孙鹏他妈还上我们学校闹来了就是（抹脸）他妈说，说我家孩子吃豆瓣酱怎么了就就，触犯什么法律了吗就。完了我们校长说你家孩子就就是，跑女厕所去了吗就是，这个影响不好，完事郭姐他们也

周末快乐！ 来🔒我的🐂子
have a nice weekend！

周末愉快！
have a nice weekend!

OK，兄弟们！全体目光向我看齐！看我看我！我宣布个事！祝你周末愉快！
OK, brothers! All eyes on me! Look at me, look at me! I'll announce something! Have a nice weekend!

星期二，祝你周二愉快，生活幸福！ Tuesday, I wish you a happy Tuesday and a happy life!

想你一日三秋，念你望穿秋水，恋你春花秋月，追你暗送秋波，爱你秋水芙蓉，吻你秋兰飘香，盼你春秋鼎盛，约你秋高气爽，祝你春华秋实！
Miss you three times a day, read your eyes, love your spring flowers and Autumn Moon, chase you secretly, love your autumn lotus, kiss your autumn orchid fragrance, hope your spring and autumn are prosperous, ask you to be cool in autumn, and wish you spring and autumn!

送一份美丽让周末好心情,送一份关怀让您骄傲,送一份青春让您不老,送一份梦想让您实现,送一份友情不需回报,再送您平安才算可靠!祝您周末快乐!
Send a beauty to make you feel good at the weekend, send a care to make you proud, send a youth to make you not old, send a dream to make you realize, send a friendship without return, and then send you peace is reliable! Wish you a happy weekend!

周四犹如黎明前的黑夜，特别难熬。愿好运相伴，轻松过周四，快乐每一天！
Thursday is like the night before dawn, especially hard. May good luck accompany you, relax Thursday and be happy every day!

have a nice day!

cuuuuum

cυm-blast me, and make it snappy

stuff my d!ck into a furnace

hue hue hue

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo cancer

Translated shygure's comment with <3. For some reason steam saw the whole thing as over the character limit, so its split in 2 parts - its in the correct order, so can be read from top to bottom ;)

えっと、初めまして。つい最近「彼氏が欲しい」というあなたの掲示を見かけましたので？あの。。やってみたいと思います、あなたがかわいらしくてやさしそうなので。実は僕も君と同様にアニメが大好きです！ですので。。付き合いませんか？絶対最高のオタクカップルになれるとおもうんです！

アニメの主題歌を聞いたり、あとナルトとかを見たりしたいです。ナルト好きですか？嫌いでもオッケーですけど。。もしかしてエッチなアニメとかも。。でもただの性欲だけの男性になるのは嫌なので、初々しいものでもいいです。BLEACHなど。。えへへ。君って本当に可愛いと思うよ？君の顔のちゅってして「後輩」って呼びたい。「先輩彼氏」って呼んでくれる？とっても可愛いと思うよ。僕は君が好きだと思うんだ、後輩くん。僕とオタクどうしで付き合って幸せにしてくれ。

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

What?! What do you mean I been stealing your cats?

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+rep i hope you have 3 wonderful children and they all get cancer and die

+rep should not play dota

÷rep plays sakura clicker

+ rep how much rep is this guy getting

+rep should permanently switch to Shower With your Dad Simulator 2015: Do you Still Showe With your Dad

+rep Smite is good though haha

+rep should switch to Smite

+rep not could, should

+rep could switch to LOL

+rep should just uninstall

+rep could do better in fountain

+rep could do better in a coffin

+rep could do better in lane

+rep can't mid for ♥♥♥♥

+rep can't carry for ♥♥♥♥

+rep can't support for ♥♥♥♥