The Lone Martian
Isaiah
Michigan, United States
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
23 hrs on record
last played on 19 Mar
1.7 hrs on record
last played on 14 Mar
1.3 hrs on record
last played on 25 Dec, 2025
Comments
Yogurt Ambassador 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17pm 
+rep
This guy has an army of hobos at his disposal. Do not mess with him or his disposable hobo army. They are lethal. He's like Mr. Morpheus from John Wick, Hobo King or whatever, except he doesn't have any pigeons and instead flies a few Dee-Jay-Aye drones to and from, illegally dropping letters and packages on top of people's heads, sometimes knocking them unconscious. I once witnessed him drop a package that hit a ledge, did about 6 flips mid-air before hitting the ground and bouncing into a woman and knocking her unconscious. It was glorious. This guy is very dangerous. And so are his hobos.