Noopsn't
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Trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s two guys 👬, and that’s 💯% gay. If you fap to straight person porn, then there’s a woman; sure, but you’re also tapping to a guy which makes to 50% gay👫. But here’s the catch. If a trap is half male and half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl and 25% gay. You’re probably thinking: 🤔 hmm how about two girls👭. Well that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. See, two girls means it’s lesbian so it’s back to 💯% gay. Therefore hence I conclude that a trap and a girl is the least gay fap you can do.
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Trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s two guys 👬, and that’s 💯% gay. If you fap to straight person porn, then there’s a woman; sure, but you’re also tapping to a guy which makes to 50% gay👫. But here’s the catch. If a trap is half male and half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl and 25% gay. You’re probably thinking: 🤔 hmm how about two girls👭. Well that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. See, two girls means it’s lesbian so it’s back to 💯% gay. Therefore hence I conclude that a trap and a girl is the least gay fap you can do.
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LightZ 8 Feb @ 11:25am 
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𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓿𝓲𝓬 12 Nov, 2025 @ 2:22am 
+Rep accept me please<3
deli 9 Jun, 2019 @ 12:46pm 
+rep very good player (:
Swordsy99 25 Mar, 2018 @ 2:07pm 
The rules of wank club are as follows:

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank. To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.
HADOLEITE 21 Mar, 2018 @ 11:46am 
Just cheater....
BekkeR 31 Dec, 2017 @ 8:18am 
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