-rep didnt want to play cs go with me because being gn3 is too prestigious

+rep won pubg one time

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Through the listener's point of view, the American expression of musical genius simply titled "Sweatshirt", created by the legendary artist Jacob Sartorius, may simply appear to be a formulaic love song. However, in order to truly grasp the depth of the lyrics the poet Sartorius has crafted together meticulously, we must delve into the singer's, nay, the prophet's mind.

The first line of the song, "Chillin' with a hair tie," refers to Sartorius' perceived 'love interest'. One can take the hair tie to mean that she is strangling her own expression and emotions, with her hair representing expression and the tie representing a chokehold.

'No makeup with some sweatpants on' refers to the love interest's outward appearance, but it also holds telltale signs of her inward strife. She has no time to bother with how she looks, not necessarily because she does not care but because she must devote all her attention to the inner torment she faces every moment. "You can think about me all night long," refers to how she longs for a savior, though she does not know Sartorius is the savior she needs yet. Or perhaps it has a darker meaning, as I will discuss below.

The next verse goes as follows, "But I think you need something to think of me / Something that will keep you warm / And show me that we can be more than just this / So baby, if you are not ready for my kiss."

While at face value this can be taken to mean a caring boy showing concern for his love, it is quite a bit deeper. Perhaps Sartorius himself is the abuser that is causing her pain, and he continually reminds her that she and him are meant for each other, while simultaneously feigning a respect for her boundaries in order to make her trust him more.

"Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my..."

The second verse, shown above, is very similar to the last. Jacob's "Sweatshirt" is a sentimental item he gives to her to ensure she continues to believe she needs him. "Tell your friends we'll be together til the end" is yet another attempt to subtly reaffirm that this girl stays with him no matter what.

"When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning And when you walk the halls See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it"

This verse represents the abused girl coming to truly believe that Sartorius is a caring boy. The first three lines refer to how he has become the entire center of her life. The last line refers to her belief that she is in a stable and healthy relationship, when in fact she is the victim of severe emotional abuse.

The rest of the song repeats, but the implications are clear; Sartorius' "Sweatshirt" is a meticulously crafted song that tells the story of an abuser and his victim. Be reminded that I am not accusing the great Jacob of the abuse- his name is merely a stand-in for the abusive narrator whom he sings for.

Sweatshirt tells of a manipulative boy taking advantage of a girl who is dealing with severe problems in her life to facilitate his own romantic lust.

Martin had a dream
Martin had a dream
Kendrick have a dream
All my life I want money and power
Respect my mind or die from lead shower
I pray my ♥♥♥♥ get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can ♥♥♥♥ the world for seventy two hours
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I feel amazing, damn I'm in the matrix
My mind is living on cloud nine and this nine is never on vacation
Start up that Maserati and VROOM VROOM! I'm racing
Poppin' pills in the lobby and I pray they don't find her naked
And I pray you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is Satan, shooters go after Judas
Jesus Christ if I live life on my knees, ain't no need to do this
Park it in front of Lueders, next to that Church's Chicken
All you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is losers, all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is winners, screaming

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.

i love not having the brain capacity to finish a single player game.

Daijobudesuka?

are you alright? I hope you're not

same VVVVV

If you refund MGSV, I swear, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you.

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man, i love watching bad anime

Man, I love copying popular Youtubers steam profiles.

At least I don't think Fifa turned to ♥♥♥♥, it being great on the PS2 and it being great when it was only kick off and career mode.

at least i play SSX, a good sports game.

At least I don't use a Filthy Frank avatar.

at least i don't use a CyanAbominableSnowman

At least I don't use a Blue Yeti.

誰もがその機能を実行する場合は、勝利が保証されます
Daremoga sono kinō o jikkō suru baai wa, shōri ga hoshō sa remasu

noah...
you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless braindead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard pile of trash mental ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that should be gunned down in the streets like the degenrate you are.

-rep realised his profile made him look like a ♥♥♥

-rep bought me overwatch

+rep let me ♥♥♥♥ his sister.

Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like
To hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

-rep ♥♥♥♥ rower

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Ew bad profile picture.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Stearn Commurnity. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little profiel cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a global elight, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like tigger toofff? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. =))))

profile picture from the anime era of 2007

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-rep watches sword art online and cant play guilty gear i bet he thinks may is s tier

Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money… plus some other valuables that his parents wouldn’t realize were gone…
…Also my ♥♥♥ box.\
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I ♥♥♥ into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of ♥♥♥. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the ♥♥♥ that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning ♥♥♥ smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt ♥♥♥ away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it. ~Alex Kun

well, i was about 9 or ten and i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the fridge, as i did many things in my house. i would close the fridge door on my ♥♥♥♥ and just sit there. opening and closing the door. my brother caught me and after making fun of me told me how to burp the worm. and now after years of olympic grade masturbatory training, i dont even have an expression when i ♥♥♥, and sex is just a frustrating act because of my desensitized penis. thanks for bringing up those deamons

I've got aspergers can I run for office

I sexually Identify as a Hit Disney Chanel Original Movie. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having a beautiful, whitewashed cast with one black guy and one Asian. People say to me that being both a Disney Channel Original Movie and a "hit" is Impossible and I'm stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crappy writing and the same four chords on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me DCOM and respect my right to make the same movie over and over again. If you can't accept me you're a disneyphobe and need to check your cinimatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as a ＬＡ̕͏͜Ｍ̴̨̀͠Ｂ̨͘͟͝͝Ｏ̴͟͢͠ＲＧＨＩＮＩ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ＤＲＩＶing ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. People say to me that a person being a ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧ̡͏͏Ｈ̡͢Ｉ̨͡ＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ bookshelves and ２０００ ｎｅｗ ｂｏｏｋｓ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. If you can’t accept me you’re a ＬＡＭＢＯphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.