Love you man
-Samir

This guy is a hacker he just raged on community servers for like 3 days straight why isn't he vac banned yet. I added him on vacstat.us so I can ♥♥♥♥ing hack this dude when he gets vac banned on cs go.

"Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'"

When you were partying, I studied the blade.
When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength.
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

I had sex with my dog. Yes, it was good. Very similar to what I’d imagine a real one to feel like. Of course, I don’t know what a real one feels like. If I did, why do you think I’d be having sex with my dog? Did I use a condom? Don’t make me laugh. Of course, I didn’t. I knew that if I did I’d be missing out on the best part. It felt... refreshing. Very smooth. Unfortunately, I couldn’t last for long, as the dog started uncontrollably spraying urine diarrhea everywhere. And by everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. Damn dog... it already knows all my weaknesses.

while hes mom is in the other room