yoo bro, add me! :)

This guy gave me a sodie pop that tasted like cubanelle peppers from his granddaddio's harvest last summer. -(minus) rep

-rep threw bricks at me until I stopped breathing

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I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door

When I find myself reminiscing about my summer stint with JimboSlice, I seem to recall the memory of when he told about how he kissed his sister over our shawarma luncheon. The sporadic nature of JimboSlice's mind confused me, perhaps that's why I found myself madly in love with him. Maybe it was his gnarly aroma, or maybe it was his stache he painstakingly grew out for months. The infamous park stroll incident when Rick's dad unhinged the latches on his trench coat sparked a general disdain for moustaches in JimboSlice's mind. Yet, he still grew the dark brown fibers on his tender and juicy upper lip just for me. Now I sit here in despair, longing for one last touch from his dexterous fingers.