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I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx
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Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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Linux - Where do you want to fly today?
-- Unknown source
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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
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