Started from the bottom now I'm here!
This account was made in 2009 to facilitate playing Team Fortress 2 and I went through 15,000 hours of Team Fortress 2 over my life as a 45 year old straight married father living in the US of A. If I am your friend on STEAM I'm allowed to asked you anything within the 1st thirty minutes of our time in game together or on ANY server together. This is binding and you shall not b#tch about it because I WILL MAKE YOU READ IT. Why the bold print you say? I'm a 45 year old on Steam so I need to narrow my Steam friends down significantly. Kids, get outta here. TF2 furries, hackers, and degenerate sexual deviants, I had to listen and see you be bad human beings and fail in life and witness such TF2 type abominations that only a TF2 addict knows because TF2 has the different meta everyone knows and loves, I witnessed these things from Sept 2009 all the way to December 2025 . This is a typed contract and I must directly tell you about it verbally or through text. I must do so AND also I shall make sure that you understand that I informed you all about the things listed above; ALL of the things listed above.

The Steam Cacophony Society 2026 awaits you, if you're cool.