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Extreme Destroy D1ck December
allow me to explain.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes

By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22x10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated

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Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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Hoffe, Sie haben einen tollen Tag

Wish you a spooktacular halloween. Have a groovy Halloween!!
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Ist zwar noch net soweit aber danke dir auch :P

happy halloween

DAS IST DER NOOBPANZER!!
ER SUCHT NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL TUT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN AUSSER MICH!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!

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danke

Hαρρყ Hαρρყ Sυρҽɾ Mσɳԃαყ.
Hσρҽ ყσυ ԋαʋҽ αɳ αɱαȥιɳɠ ɯҽҽƙ.

Ich wünsche dir schöne Wochenende

Merry Christmas

happy halloween

Thank you ^.^

ℳerry ℭhristmas ^-^

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