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Well well well.... Look who's back in her natural habitat eating cheetos while playing vidya gaymes in mommas basement and still losing

av a can o' kestrel n i'll kick me girlfriend's 'ed in

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Dudes will really be like “I’m straight” but then I’ll pull down their pants, and sure enough, there’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ between their legs. EVERY. DAMN. TIME. Like bro, there’s nothing more gay than having a literal penis attached to your own body. If you really were straight, you’d have shredded damn thing in a garbage disposal by now, just like I did. As a REAL straight man, it’s my duty to pull down these posers’ pants and expose them for who they really are. I don’t see any of THEM pulling down other men’s pants! Seems pretty gay to me.

I owed a friend £22.91 for an Uber. I transferred them £22.19 by accident. They never brought it up. Nobody would bring up 72p. I did it on purpose. I've been doing it for years. Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit. I call it the Plausible Deniability Typo. £24.37 instead of £24.73. £9.38 instead of £9.83. £3.46 instead of £3.64. Sometimes if I'm feeling really risky, I'll do £18.54 instead of £19.54. They'd look like a complete tool to quibble over this. Instead, they are a tool in a different way. A tool for me to get to the top. I've probably made £100 over 5 years.