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♥♥♥♥Why Hold On To Someone, When You Know You Must Let Them Go? ~~Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator: Genisys) ♥♥♥♥

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| ♦ Got a problem with me? Solve it ♦
| ♤Think Im trippin'? Tie my shoe ♤
| ♛ Can't stand me? Sit down ♛
| ☠ Can't face me? Turn around ☠
| ✞ Love me? Great ✞
| ☁ Hate me? Even better ☁
| ☮ Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me ☮
| ☂ Don't like my style? Don't like yours ☂
| ✖ Don't know me? Don't judge me ✖
| ✖Think I like you? Think again ✖
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Me:
My microwave came alive and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my cat
Now he's got 16 birds in him and he wont start jiggling. He is constantly pooping out sodas on all my friends and they don't like me anymore. The microwave has a gun and is currently taking over the world. What do I do?


Other Guy: you run away.
run far far away.
away from the realms of the interwebs.
Im not gay ;=)