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*COUGH COUGH*
'Mayonnaise on an escalator
It's going upstairs, so see ya later
Bye-bye, to the sky
I wanna see you as you're getting so high
You know you're not gonna stay
You're escalating away
Out of my life
And out of my day
Look at me now
I wanna see you again
I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend'
Thank you.
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
Among Us is a game where players take on the roles of crew members on a spaceship. It's really exciting! 🛸👨🚀👩🚀 But, um, there are impostors among the crew who try to sabotage the spaceship and, um, kill the crew members. 😱🕵️♂️🔪
So, um, John F. Kennedy was the captain of the spaceship and was playing as a crew member when the impostor, Lee Harvey Oswald, um, infiltrated the spaceship and, um, carried out the assassination. It was a really sad moment for everyone. 😔👨✈️👀
I hope that, um, helps you! If you have any other questions, please let me know. Thank you! 😊👋