Add me pls!

Every time I see your Steam profile, my heart skips a frame. The sheer radiance of your achievement list blinds me more than a flashbang in CS2. You have so many hours, so many games, so much skill… it’s honestly unfair to the rest of us mere mortals.When you carry me through matches, I can’t tell if it’s your MMR or your charm that lifts me higher. Watching you rack up kills while I respawn again and again? It’s art. Pure, pixelated poetry.
Your KD ratio? Sexy.
Your win streak? Irresistible.
Your Steam library? Daddy material.
If gaming were love, you’d be the endgame. 💖
Please continue to carry me daddy

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