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boymoder 28 Feb @ 8:47pm 
1/250 women come back with Canine semen in their Pap smear.

Breakdown math

53% of Americans own dogs
1/2 of those are women
1/2 of those dogs are male
13% of Americans are females with male dogs

P: If a woman ♥♥♥♥♥ her dog once a month, and the semen lasts 9 days.
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Half of women do not have a dog (1/25050%=1/125)
half will probably avoid a pap smear altogether to avoid this result (1/12550%=1/62)
one-fourth will not be detected during the window of Canine semen survival (9 days) in the 1 month frequency of Canine sex (1/6225%=1/15)
and half of dog owners have male dogs (1/1550%=1/7)
you could further divide by whatever percent of these women own a dog and are/are not single (ergo would or would not need to ♥♥♥♥ dogs) resulting in 1/2 or 1/3 being the final figure.

Result:​
It's likely that 1/2 of single women that personally own a male dog are regularly having sexual intercourse with their Canine. (around 14% of all women or 1/7 women)
best outfit lives 2 Dec, 2025 @ 4:33pm 
running free loadout and going to raider flares because u cant do anything worthwhile :tinder:
AnArousedYak 25 Nov, 2025 @ 10:12am 
This guy likes taking ♥♥♥♥ squarely in his ass
DANKTEAPOT 5 Nov, 2025 @ 3:46am 
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DANKTEAPOT 3 Nov, 2025 @ 2:57am 
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smokedog 8 Oct, 2025 @ 11:10pm 
remember leather is a thing that rules