yoo bro, add me! :)

yoo bro, add me! :)

can you add me as a friend? really need to talk

can you add me as a friend? really need to talk

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?

It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...

So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play Dota 2 with me (Im a god tier sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to rank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Alpine Stalker set? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Post Malone music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that Skype and CALL. :)

Hey Rodjer,

Sorry about that. I will get right on it.

Thanks,
Nathan from highschool

Hey Bud, just wanted you to know that our final project is due this friday... and you're playing Furry Shades of Gay.... please respond to us on slack, we need you!
Love Rodjer from high school.

stop queefing in the wee hours of the night like SWEET JESUS bro come ON

there are mice living in your shoes

♥♥♥S-M-A-C-K You've been hit . Did it hurt ? You have been considered one of the prettiest >>GIRLS<< ever ^^. Thats right sucker . Once you've been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls . If you get hit again you will know that you are really pretty . If you break the chain , You'll have ugliness for 10 years . I can't risk it so hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list to let them know that they are pretty ♥♥♥

Z

where the ♥♥♥♥'s my sprite cranberry

+rep, immaculate sprite cranberry trader

+ rep

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- - rep ~ perfected me too many times in usf4. He made me cry myself to sleep countless times...

++++++++++++++++++REP ~ TRADING LEGEND!!!!!

++rep ~ Dudley rose kill.

hi

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