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Rockn Roll Glue 2 May, 2019 @ 9:19am 
Make love to me
Simbagurlx 29 Jan, 2018 @ 4:31am 
-Rep not sucking my ♥♥♥♥ as often as i want.
raggomatic 7 May, 2016 @ 9:57am 
I consider sucking ♥♥♥♥ an art form. When someone tells me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse. When I finally free that ♥♥♥♥ from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart. This is what I was born to do. ♥♥♥♥ is my medium and I am its master. No ♥♥♥♥.
Okagin 26 Aug, 2015 @ 3:40pm 
Geralt was here!
Rockn Roll Glue 15 Dec, 2014 @ 9:17pm 
Bug off. He's my man!
raggomatic 1 Dec, 2014 @ 6:19pm 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
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Rockn Roll Glue 15 Jul, 2013 @ 3:35am 
Depends if you pay up :D
Schmidt 15 Jul, 2013 @ 3:30am 
Come on, Rockus.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't bite. ... Or do they?
Rockn Roll Glue 15 Jul, 2013 @ 3:09am 
OMG IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
KriZy 24 Jun, 2013 @ 9:01am 
Haha greg plitt ftw!
Schmidt 13 Apr, 2013 @ 1:50pm 
93*! How dare you insult the Stig?!
VolcanicErection 13 Apr, 2013 @ 1:26pm 
Im a 96 pound bi-sexual black midget
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Johnny 8 Apr, 2013 @ 1:47am 
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zikken 27 Mar, 2013 @ 7:40am 
tjena willie mc vanilli!
Sturat 28 Jan, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Also ; can't stop it -.-
Sturat 28 Jan, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Monkeyman, please contact me asap... I have a really huge problem with Gmod :/ apparently my paypal has been automatically sending 6 GBP per month to your server and I wasn't even aware of it / haven't even been playing.
BOB for PRESIDENT 24 Dec, 2012 @ 3:58am 
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Boggimus 19 Sep, 2012 @ 5:34pm 
I like your tits!
Adao 12 Sep, 2012 @ 6:24am 
in byb 1
Adao 12 Sep, 2012 @ 6:24am 
Can you please tell me why i was banned?
Blackcoat 30 Jul, 2012 @ 10:19am 
Soon my big sexy hunk, soon we will be together again! and then... world domination and lots of sexy time hehe
Tuomas 15 Jul, 2012 @ 6:11am 
♥♥♥♥♥ STOLE MY BIKE
Schmidt 7 Jun, 2012 @ 8:15am 
Everyone MUST have taco's!
BOB for PRESIDENT 7 Jun, 2012 @ 6:12am 
Taco's? I want taco's :DDD
Schmidt 20 Jan, 2012 @ 1:21pm 
Obviously, my good sire. I'm not the anti-social type. ;)
Flyhue BBLYP 20 Jan, 2012 @ 12:27pm 
can we bee friends
iProxy 3 Nov, 2011 @ 12:11pm 
Taco's
Schmidt 3 Nov, 2011 @ 11:00am 
Niggu', whatchu' want?
iProxy 31 Oct, 2011 @ 7:50pm 
comefightmeidiot
Schmidt 27 Jul, 2011 @ 6:26pm 
I still love you!..
Bowl of Gravy 27 Jul, 2011 @ 6:21pm 
I HATE YOU! INDEED!
Bowl of Gravy 27 Jul, 2011 @ 6:19pm 
ERR WILLIAM IS A FULL BLOWN HOMOSEXUAL
Bowl of Gravy 27 Jul, 2011 @ 6:18pm 
Charles is a full-blown homosexual
Schmidt 19 Jul, 2011 @ 3:41pm 
That might be a problem! 8D
nfd 15 Jul, 2011 @ 1:06am 
We need to stop missing each other, haha.
Schmidt 13 Jul, 2011 @ 12:38pm 
I tried. Unfortunately I ended up lookin' like Johnny Bravo instead<3
nfd 13 Jul, 2011 @ 12:03am 
Stop bein' so super cute!
Schmidt 11 Jul, 2011 @ 9:08am 
Relax, laddies. There's plenty o' room in me lap.
StochasticFinance 11 Jul, 2011 @ 8:13am 
Dicknbutt
Hootie 10 Jul, 2011 @ 3:50pm 
Derp
Schmidt 30 Jun, 2011 @ 6:25am 
.. And baconstrips!
Bowl of Gravy 4 Jun, 2011 @ 8:00pm 
This man ain't no man, he a MONKEY man, full of tater tots and other ♥♥♥♥ like bologna and Jack Daniel's Syrup.
Lilman95 20 Apr, 2011 @ 7:59am 
(y) Lady's Hes Free (y)
Schmidt 3 Apr, 2011 @ 9:19am 
Aye, sweet cheeks! ;)
Lisi4ka 29 Mar, 2011 @ 4:35pm 
simply ><
Schmidt 17 Mar, 2011 @ 7:13am 
Indeed, my friend<3 ... What?
Lisi4ka 13 Feb, 2011 @ 1:50pm 
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С Днём Святого Валентина!
Schmidt 11 Jan, 2011 @ 8:19am 
Merry Christmas to ya, mate!
xXVARSITIE CHAMPIONXx 25 Dec, 2010 @ 1:45am 
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Schmidt 27 Nov, 2010 @ 12:18pm 
'aight, man. No hard feelin's.