Signed By Coffee

I spent 400 bucks for nothing but blues
I still cant aim right
I almost never played outside of Dust 2
I had so many sleepless nights
I hate every country and all living beings
I havent improved , many mistakes I did
I have heard so many screams
I've been always AWP'd when going mid
I knifed so many chickens
I played in servers with awful ticks
I saw women outside of the kitchen
Oh wait, its just a pervert dude with girl pics
I got fps lows at the worst time
Lag when I wanted none
Many brazilians who were edgy to the line
All my pride is gone
And no matter how many rounds I beat
How cool I am in the middle of the heat
How many matches I win
I will never be Global Elite

Buy it to your friends, family and children beach.

+rep, best Mike I've ever met, cheers Mikey

+rep very good trader

Allahu akbaaar

+rep really fast trader