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Hi, I've just noticed that your most recent username is "Neither Dean or Alan" and I felt oblidged to point out that it should, in fact, be "Neither Dean nor Alan". Notice the N? Well clearly you didn't ha-ha.
Kind regards,
Your friend, Edmund

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The default dance is truly a masterpiece. Never, in all of history, has such an artistic masterpiece ever been created. The choreography is possibly the most beautiful sight ever beheld by the human eye. The sharp sound of the “SLAP” when the player’s hands collide perfectly with the beat of the song sends a bone chilling shiver down my spine, every single time I hear it. I find my self watching my in-game avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual for hours on end. The default dance has truly revolutionized the future of music, and how artists should aspire to create.The universe, science, and evolution are purely myths, as the default dance was the first life form to roam the Earth. Everything; human beings, nature, everything that defines this planet, has originated from ‘the building blocks of life’, the default dance.

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