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mylo 13 Feb, 2019 @ 4:40pm 
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Smarty 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:40pm 
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god 31 Oct, 2017 @ 9:25am 
Happy halloween😈
god 10 Oct, 2017 @ 3:56pm 
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mylo 17 Apr, 2017 @ 3:16pm 
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mylo 17 Apr, 2017 @ 3:16pm 
hey bud
god 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:04pm 
Happy new year
god 26 Dec, 2016 @ 6:12pm 
yes i was implying that you are in fact god
god 25 Dec, 2016 @ 2:52pm 
happy bithday max
critic_gg 21 Aug, 2016 @ 10:46am 
Laboum presented a teaser video for the 5th mini-album - 'Love Sign'! The album will contain six tracks Release - August 23
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mat 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:58pm 
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mat 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:58pm 
hi every1 im new👌👀👌👀!!!!!!! holds up spork thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥👌👌 right👌👌there👌👌👌 my name is katy💯 💯 but u can call me🐧🐧🐧 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧🐧🐧🐧 💯 👌💯🐧🐧🐧💯 !!!!!!!! lol…as u can see👌👌👌 im very random✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌
Chaesoo 4 Oct, 2015 @ 8:49am 
YO GRANDPA WHERE ARE MY COOKIES
lacihtE 1 Oct, 2015 @ 6:37am 
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lacihtE 31 Aug, 2015 @ 6:36am 
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Chaesoo 4 Jul, 2015 @ 3:16pm 
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mat 28 Jan, 2015 @ 12:21am 
A day passed, and so did the Oreo.
I may have exaggerated a little bit though, the Oreo wasn't entirely whole when it came out. It remained one until the home stretch when suddenly the pressure was too much and it split down the middle. Now you may think "Well thank god! A whole Oreo would have been way more painful!" but that's where you're wrong. While a whole Oreo is large, yes, it is also conveniently rounded. A broken Oreo on the other hand is inconveniently serrated.
The entire ordeal lasted an hour in the bathroom and another three on an ice pack. Like a surfer who returns to the ocean after being attacked by a shark though, I looked my enemy dead in the eye and finished the feast. The Oreos may have won a battle, but I won the war.
mat 28 Jan, 2015 @ 12:21am 
I was walking through my living room when I failed to notice the step between that room and my kitchen. My right foot was hooked on it and I went down, Oreos and all. Just before I fell though, I was about to bite into one more glorious Oreo. In an attempt to save it from certain doom, I tossed it lightly towards my mouth, like had done so many times before with grapes and M&M's and other small foods. What I didn't account for though was the speed I was already falling at. Before I knew it, the Oreo had disappeared. I mean it wasn't subtle, I knew where it was, but it was gone. For a few seconds I thought "maybe it's just in the back of my throat or something...surely it couldn't have..." But nope. I had gulped down an entire Oreo without so much as a bite.
mat 28 Jan, 2015 @ 12:21am 
I once accidentally swallowed an Oreo whole, which is exactly how it came back out. Please don't tell anyone.
EDIT: Some clearly needed back story: I remember the day well, it was a rainy Tuesday. I was walking around my house eating a handful of my favorite snacks, Oreo cookies. Now this was back in the day before they turned them into genetically enhanced super cookies. These were just two cookies about the size of a silver dollar with a reasonable amount of cream in between. That being said, it was not a pleasant experience.
mat 11 Dec, 2014 @ 8:19am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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mat 11 Dec, 2014 @ 8:14am 
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mat 16 Jul, 2014 @ 12:20pm 
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