you make me wet

-rep we graciously allowed this guy to join our dbd comp team 'Wolfs Howl' as our defensive rear and he hasn't shown up to a single scrim. We tried to contact him but he only responds with 'Yes King' (???). We have missed out on three tourneys (one with a 25$ Culver's Gift Card as the prize!) because of his tardiness. ♥♥♥♥ this guy's entire life, both hard and soft.

-rep what a loser

this survivor is one of the worst i've ever player with in dbd HISTORY. PEROID. he runs no mither EVERY GAME. WHAT AN IDIOT.

+rep i dont know you and ive never played a dbd match with or against you but we both got to make fun of that vtuber which is pretty funny

hey not to be weird or anything but i saw you flashbang save our teammate last game and i just wanted to let you know that you looked very sexy doing that. lmk if you ever want to play because ngl im actually really impressed by your dbd skills and it takes a lot to impress me. btw im usually on like everyday so if youre not down to play all day with me then just forget it because i want someone who is dedicated to spending time with me and committed to dbd like me. i hope you dont let an opportunity like this pass by because real gamers like me are rare to find. i just know youre special by the way you said ggs to me in the endgame chat so i will be waiting for you.