Recent reviews by NOEYESFIEND

The text is nearly unreadable, the screen is not resizable, and the instructions are terrible.

130 Hours and I gotta say stay the ♥♥♥♥ away. Don't let Sony get away with this forced account ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it is the SAME EXACT ROUTE that EA, Ubisoft, and all the other crap-tastic developers went down before forcing you to download their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher where they just abuse their customers and fluff numbers for shareholders.

Simple autobattler with pre-match placement and "turn based" card mechanic. The game does not rake you over the coals but instead gives you cards that synergize with your selected hero. At no point did it feel impossible to play.

You get to ♥♥♥♥ a lizard woman 10/10
Also, Mouse and Keyboard is the infinitely superior control scheme for this game.

Inconsequential roguelike with a a ridiculous premise and a shotgun as the primary weapon. Worth $5 to click around for 30 minutes every few days.

I've only dabbled in souls-borne games in the past, but this one sucked me right in. Deceptively simple, intricately beautiful, and acoustically amazing it has everything you can want in a videogame. Every enemy is a challenge in its own way and once you've mastered how to overcome each, you'll find yourself mowing them down with ease. Plus you can get Gut's dragonslayer sword from BERSERK so that automatically makes this a 10/10.

Addicting and fun with just enough story to keep you motivated.
The stealth mechanics are pretty fair, and the satisfaction from killing enemies (or even just outsmarting them) is enough to keep you clicking around for hours at a time. The game encourages save scumming, but the truth is that if you want to speedrun and ignore stealth then you absolutely have that option. ONLY major downside in this game is the lack of ammunition that means you cannot kill every samurai in every level.
Control scheme is strange to me as well, coming from Warhammer 40k and XCOM, but you can of course re-bind things or just adapt.

This is a mecha game that incorporates tower defense and farming. What more do you want?

Plays like warzone tower defense on newgrounds. Graphics are great, gameplay is simple and satisfying, story is barely existent.

Club penguin with mechs and monsters.