🚶‍♂️are you the👁👄👁new girl😜heh☺️ i thought so😌i’ve never seen👀 you before🤔 cone e chee wah ✋🏻 i’m david-kun😚it’s so nice😛to finally meet you🤪you look just like😳my waifu🥵HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹anyways😐i’m so sorry😔about the jerks😡in class😤theyre all👊🏻BAKA👊🏻they only want😭one thing😫not me🥴i just like🤓to watch📺my favourite anime😍jiu jitsu kaisen😍and read manga😎mmmalso👉🏻👈🏻ithinkyourereallycool😅kawaee desu neigh😳🐴HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹nghuuh😣i’m sorry😤i’m just nervous😭okay😡it’s just😉well😋it’s just🥵mm I JUST WANT TO KNOW🤔IF I CAN SUCK👅ON YOUR NIPPLETS🤭OKAY❓well😰what do you 👊🏻👊🏻NNGGGH😵

OH MINE GOD I ACCIDENTALLY HATH SENT THOU A PICTURE OF MINE ♥♥♥♥ AND ALSO MINE BALLS PRITHEE DELETE IT! ...lest thou desire to look? HAHA I JEST- DELETE IT...unless thee craves? HAHA NAY, BANISH IT...lest?

EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? 

EDIT  4: I knew you were always a bi tch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought  you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too  quick to judge 

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again wh ore 

EDIT 6: hey are you there?

I've  always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty  sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the  picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't  have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst  a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking  forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! 

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha 

EDIT  2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button  from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you  could find it, but just in case hahah 

Excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" 

Not  that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around  here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see  a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I  really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you  are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about  anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to  know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I  see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to  teach each other. 

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO SMASH *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *goons furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~