Police Department: 911, What's your emergency?
Big Shaq: Man i heard skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom.
Police Department: Ya Dun now?

I'm gay
I would beat off a guy
I would pee on a guy
I'm in need of a guy
Apple tree, Apple pie
If i was green, i would die
I would bleed, i would die
I'm in need of a guide.

I'm gay
Have a bee that'll die
I would eat up a guy
I would heat up a pie
I believe I will die
I believe I'm a guy
I believe I can fly
I wish Bieber would die

+rep give me myb back?