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te fuiste corrido malo
👃 * 🎄 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🎈 * 🍇 * 🐊 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 🏀 * 🌳 * 📒 * 📀 * 🚙 * 🌸 * 🍆
ㅤ* Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls.
ㅤ* My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone.
"Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled.
"Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
🥒 * 💛 * 🐟 * 💗 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 📕 * 👳 * 🌽 * 📗 * 🐠 * 💙 * ⚡ * 📘 * 🐊 * 💄
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...