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Obligatory this was not actually today, it happened 5 years ago when I was 18.

So I was in my room jacking off, (I always jack off completely naked) and this hot girl accidentally walked in. I was really horny and I was a virgin so I got super nervous. Then as she was walking towards me her clothes accidentally fell off, so she was just in her underwear.

Now THIS, is where it gets really weird.

I said, “what next?” but she THOUGHT I said “Hot sex.” So she took off her bra and revealed her gigantic ♥♥♥♥, the biggest ♥♥♥♥ my virgin eyes had ever seen. We’re talking like HUGE ♥♥♥♥ here.

So I walked up to her just to get a closer look, but I tripped and my (now erect) ♥♥♥♥ fell insode of her by mistake!

Let’s just say, by the end of that night, I was no longer a virgin.

TL;DR: accidentally had hot sex with hot woman

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hi marvin

I will kill you. f*ck you I'm evil!

evil ragatha needs correction!

evil ragatha or evil pomni

+rep he wants to kill me :>

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Pirt

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Hiii Marvin, thank you for being the chillest guy ever. I hope you live for a long long long long long time

M*rvin

I am the one who bridles

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my chicken hurt meh ;-;

+rep he is a great friend and so much fun to play with

lol wtf is wrong with me :P

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Mudbight! Stay Determined..