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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
70.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Year 66
Yet again, my rats returned victorious.
As they increase in numbers, so does their hunger for more blood.
No longer are they afraid to look me in the eyes.
Posted 24 May, 2025.
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61.3 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Worst user experience I have had with any game.
Posted 7 April, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
96.9 hrs on record (70.1 hrs at review time)
In attempting to beat this game, you will always rely on luck, more than you will rely on knowlege gained and strategy applied.
Posted 21 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Mini Motorways both thrives and suffers form its minimalist design.
Posted 26 July, 2021.
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11.5 hrs on record
A constant feeling of being in danger can be a great feeling in a game. But when that game is not really worth playing that same feeling quickly starts to annoy me.

Missions are boring and simple. NPC's are boring and shallow. Outside of free-running the player has very little interaction with his surroundings.

Zombies act more like robots than zombies. In missions they are artificially placed to serve a certain role, like medieval archers on rooftops or big brutes in small confined spaces. Peacefully waiting until a player comes by. This is not the anarchy I have come to expect from zombies.
Also, zombies can damage a player when they are not even in reaching distance.

But most of all this game simply frustrates me. I feel like I am playing in an empty shell of a game that the devs just started developing.
Posted 6 September, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
65.5 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
There is simply not enough content. I recommend only buying this game for a few bucks.
Posted 21 May, 2018.
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99.2 hrs on record (65.5 hrs at review time)
Without a doubt the best turn-based strategy game ever created.
Posted 29 April, 2014.
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