im obese bro

Bro starts losing then admittedly toggles smelly loser also ashamed of being fat

💥🧠🚨 SOUND THE BOMB PLANT SIRENS AND THROW THE CONFETTI FLASHBANGS 🚨🧠💥
BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT YOUR FIRST CS PREMIER WIN and I am MALDING FROM JOY!!! 😭👏 You tapped heads like a caffeinated pro on LAN, held site like your mouse was blessed by Gaben himself, and clutched harder than a last-second ninja defuse with 1 HP and a dream. 🧷💣 You didn’t just play Counter-Strike — you COUNTERED their STRIKES and walked away with a W so glorious it should be immortalized in demo files and slow-mo highlight reels. 🏆🎯 I hope your crosshair never shakes, your team never tilt, and your elo only goes UP from here, you absolute silver-turned-superstar. #FirstWinVibes #GlobalEliteInTraining #FlashbangMyHeart

-rep smelly woman

-rep smelly woman who sucks at this game :( i win

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