Lenny's Legbreaking Words of Wisdom:

You only truly know a man until you have randomly queued with him in a competitive counter-strike match. The dilemmas a man will face in a counter-strike lobby will often tear apart him inside internally, revealing his true nature. Will he team kill you and flame you? Will he be a good sport when he or a teammate makes a mistake or loses a round? I would go as far as to say you can immediately guess if he is a rapist/pedophile or beats his wife the first 5 seconds of a counter-strike match.