Hello.
You're probably here 2 know who the real StarLord is? Don't worry I'm here to tell you all about him!
A brief backstory of StarLord is he is Lord of all Stars. His mom passing at a young age due to not enough VR experience time. She was scared and fell off the PLANK Avenging his mother he gathered a group of robots from a JOB to defend this gate with his QUIVER from ZOMBIES in training. He fought on BEAT with his SABER surviving through the night from EMILY. The battle was RAW and SUPERHOT being located in ARIZONA but after completing the PIRATE quest while throwing a KNIFE his team began to SPRINT to the remaining FRUIT.
Some say he's still around in the LAB riding his COASTER creating PETS personally I believe he's at DINER on a FANCY ISLAND. But hey take a SQUAT and YOUTUBE the FIGHT. Then you see it's all just TALES of the KING!