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SalMon

Congo, the Democratic Republic of the

'Calling VAGAN'

Wait! Who are you?

Just a bean trying to get some sleep.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

You came here just to make us turn off the music?

If you were listening on the phone,

I said I would come here to turn it off myself.

What!

Are you insane?! Do you know what you just got yourself into?

Do you know who I am!

Do you know who my uncle is?!

Yes.

I do.

* bang*

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AR9 Osu! player

1 Nov, 2024 @ 2:51pm

pro never fake!

Trezzini Skywalker 777

20 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58am

-rep trash toxic

serious puss

13 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm

-rep trash can tier player

Japanese Homosexuality

9 Mar, 2024 @ 3:03pm

fking hacker

Xtonica?

23 Feb, 2024 @ 12:06pm

brainless LEGO fan, eatin coсks and playing blocks

Tw15ted

1 May, 2021 @ 6:49am

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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