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Me: When life gives you lemons, throw them away and get the D!

Friend: If she’s hungry give her some Chef Boyar’D

Me: Hmmm…she laughed at my joke clearly she wants the D

Friend: If she’s naked under her clothes, she wants the D

Me: We just made eye contact, she wants the D

Friend: If she says she’ll do anything, she wants the D

Me: If she’s breathing, she wants the D