⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃

gg

Because of this incident I just can't help but to get mad whenever I see an Asian person. It's seriously out of my control, at least for now.
I know this is long but I love reddit and I thought this might be an interesting story to share.
Oh, also, when I said I woke up in the bush and had to ♥♥♥♥. I had already ♥♥♥♥ my pants, I just sort of finished, cleaned up tossed my boxers in the bush.

I met my girlfriend of 3 years through reddit. She contacted a friend of mine on facebook after I had used one of his pictures in a "troll post". He told her it was me and she thought it was funny. We talked, got together and the rest is history. Plus, we both have herpes so there's no sense in splitting up.

I guess I was consistently shoving tiny amount of air into her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because eventually tiny little fart sounds came out which shocked both of us and she put her head into the pillow laughing but her laughter cause involuntary muscle spasms. She started farting poop spray all over my thighs, ♥♥♥♥ and lower stomach. Her laughter quickly turned to tears.

I was taking a huge ♥♥♥♥ while drunk at a friends place. He had an iron towel drying rack above the toilet next to the shower. I starting doing a pull-up to see how high I could ♥♥♥♥ off the toilet and once I was all the way up the rack snapped off and I drunkenly pulled it down faster trying to save my fall. I ended up breaking my right collar bone. People had to help me despite ♥♥♥♥ all over my legs, the floor and the rim of the toilet seat, ♥♥♥♥ my life.