Voted most average gamer

"Slick, stylish and surprisingly average!" - Mark Adams, Sunday Mirror
"I would probably trust him to walk my dog" - Glenn Kenny, NY Times
"Probably a 5/10" - Richard Wheatstone, The Sun
"The most average person of the year" - Roger Ebert, Shortlist
"Had I known him I would almost certainly trust him to return any money I loaned him, as long as it was not over a couple hundred bucks." - Elon M., SpaceX
"Expect to be neither pleasantly surprised nor disappointed" - Some Amazon review
"Exactly 100 IQ" - Mensa
"Had he been my son, I would probably tell him that I was proud." - JJ Abrams