why the bloody hell are you bloody reading this, you weirdo? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the weird little art gremlin school, and I've been involved in numerous creative projects under NDA, and I have over 300 artworks uploaded to my old deviantart account (you'll never find it). I am trained in 3d character modelling and I'm the top illustrator in the entirety of my bedroom. you are nothing to me but just another thing to draw. I will sketch your dumb little face with disturbing realism the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my bloody words. you think you can get away with reading my bio on the internet? think again, dumdum. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of artist friends all across discord and my dm's are open for commissions as we speak, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet (please. please commission me, dear gods I love eating). you're bloody painted, kid. I can draw anything, anytime, and I can sketch you in over seven hundred art styles, and that's just with my left hand. not only am I extensively trained in character design, but I have access to the entire pirated adobe creative suite and I will use it to its full extent to render your miserable OC in glorious detail, you little goober. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" attempt at clicking on my steam bio was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have clicked a different damn link. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're reading the bio of a gods damn artsy idiot. I will sh*t furry art all over you and you will drown in it. you're bloody sketched, kiddo.