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Hello, I added you to trade !

fat hick

fat hick

fat hick

fat hick

fat hick

fat hick

fat hick

*YAWN*

+rep nice profile😉

he throws a lot

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

penis, testicles even

🦓🦓🦓🦓

HE LEFT ME DONT LISTEN TO HIM

I miss him </3

you look like a cube mate

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 I hate this mf 💯❗️

💎💎 I hope u get analed💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕-REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is dumb🤤🤤🤤

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-rep bro bent over infront of me spread his cheeks and said 'like what u see' i dont ♥♥♥♥ w that gay ♥♥♥♥

+rep)

gg, thx for game

gg wp

yo do u want to sell or exchange? i have a good offer

What a knife do to a mf

have an offer for ya, added mate.

hey, accept me please

accept me please :)

+rep pretty good player

added for trade

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❤️ Friendly Guy ❤️ 
🔥🔥 We can be friends  for future games 🔥🔥

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅

 
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i have good trade offer for you frien! 2 camel and bottle of Palestinian water!

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend." Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh– What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."

This man is so good he's good two dix

hearts for my biggest fan
-Dr b

Yeah those are mine

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Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home), ah
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?

Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife

CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this ♥♥♥♥♥ like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' front lawn

I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart, sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast

Lando likes men

i report!!! cheatwer!!!!!!!!!

Hello, I added you to trade !

added for trade

Yeah hes pretty gay

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