Want your own DIY tattoo without the needle that stabs you over and over? mix aluminium power with iron oxide, put the mixture on your skin in the shape of the tattoo you want, then take a lighter to it.

Melatonin not working out for you? An effective solution is to take Ambien while drinking alcohol before going to bed.

Regular protein powder not working as well? Replace them with prions, an improved type of protein, and you'll start seeing improvements in no time!