299,792,458 meters a second.

fast. really fast. the fastest thing we know.

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dude has psychopathic vibes, do not add him to the gc

Things to tell your girlfriend when you fight
"Are you on your period" Girls love to be reminded that you care about their health and will calm them down, also reminding them they have no unwanted crotch goblins.

"Have you taken your meds" Girls, again, love being reminded that you care about their health.

"My ex would have never done this" Girls love having something to be compared to, knowing that someone else wouldn't have argued about that makes them re-think what their saying.

"whats for dinner" This shows girls you care about other things than arguing and that its not the highlight of your day.

"you're looking a bit heavier than normal" This shows girls you always notice the little things and care about how she feels, and love how she looks.

he's my Marvel Rival

ops took him

you rock!

cool calm collected ass mf

♥♥♥♥♥ you trippin, ♥♥♥♥♥ you out of yo dam mind, check yoself ♥♥♥♥♥ befo you break yoself ♥♥♥♥♥

RIP my friend 😔

start bhoping now, it takes decades

hey, add me please!:)

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That was fun, rematch?

+Rep from Faceit :) thx for good game

Join me for some gaming glory?

good profile, impressive tactics

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Your profile rocks! Play?

Your profile rocks! Play?

lets play?

friend me, I think we played

ew www, brotha eww www. what's that?? what's that brotha???

+ rep mateee

"No, you’re not a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you aren't even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, THAT'S NOTHING, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all the ACTUAL gamers."

No, you’re not a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you aren't even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, THAT'S NOTHING, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all the ACTUAL gamers.

RIP homie I hope they got xbox up in heaven

my mans died in aimlabs

-rep the towers fell because of you

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This guy joined a surf lobby when I was the only other player online, and immediately started ranting about some sort of New World Order conspiracy, which went on for maybe 20 minutes. I didn't respond other than "yeah" and "ok" a few times to acknowledge him because it was so awkward and I was trying to focus. It sounded like he was out of breath by the end of it. Immediately after finishing whatever delusional story this lunatic was trying to tell me, he began crying and asking if I hated him. I told him no, and then he asked me for 200 dollars to hit the slot machine at his local bar. I said no again. He started crying again. Eventually I got uncomfortable and left. The next week or so after, I got a package in the mail with no return address, and the only names written on it being my steam username and his own. I was afraid to open it, but I did, and it was filled to the brim with various coins from a country that I don't believe actually exists. I can't find anything about it.

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worst player i have ever seen

doesn't know what penis music is

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-rep bad movement

thinks motorstorm 1 is better than motorstorm pacific rift smh

aggressively deranks... I have to risk my skins and livelihood by hacking on office to try and keep his head above water (silver rank placement). (just saw someone on my wallhack, brb)

HOP ON HALO

+rep, good teammate

-rep
converted all my cities to moeism, ♥♥♥♥ you fascist, racist, genocidal, man.

welcome to steam. +rep