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203.9 hrs on record (202.5 hrs at review time)
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The greatest ghost puzzle game of all time. Both friends and scrandies will provide a fun experience.
Posted 17 November, 2025.
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6.2 hrs on record
in 2025, the original bioshock and its sequel hold up far better than most modern games in terms of optimization, visuals, gameplay, and audio (sound design and voice acting)
Posted 10 May, 2025.
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7.4 hrs on record
Wonderful and interesting slow burn story that has a lot of coming-of-age tropes packed into a neat sci-fi "end of the world" scenario. Think Logan's Run meets Evangelion and a sprinkling of Fight Club. If you like Suda51 titles, this might fulfill a certain craving for something new along those lines visually but not thematically (not really any moons to speak of). A couple of little puzzles here and there to keep the gameplay relevant to what is essentially a robust visual novel.
Posted 11 June, 2024.
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151.9 hrs on record (102.7 hrs at review time)
Bretty good if you're looking to change the pace from Vermintide.
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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3.7 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
yo I been chilling
Posted 4 November, 2021. Last edited 4 November, 2021.
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23.5 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Honestly, the greatest game out today to experience fully mag dumping into a row of dudes.
Posted 17 September, 2020.
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191.3 hrs on record (146.0 hrs at review time)
A game where you have to dodgeroll away from Beetlejuice and a giant pickle while they can't stop screaming.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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6.3 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Please heed the warning ahead of time. If you have anxiety, depression, or can be upset by disturbing scenes then I would honestly avoid it. Took me a few days to recover and I've played a lot of VNs/horror games.

Anyway, if you love games that are going to provide really strong shocks moments and a bit of meta on the side, download DDLC right now. This game may be free, but it's the best of them and is arguably better than some paid for VNs. Music is solid, writing is fun, and the effects in the later acts are done really well. Ten tenths.
Posted 7 November, 2017.
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122.6 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
I don't have many hours logged because I had exhausted my original desire to play it on console, but the GTA series is one I love coming back to (especially for the online mode) on occasion and Rockstar really nailed it with 5.
Posted 19 January, 2016.
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41.2 hrs on record (40.3 hrs at review time)
Dying Light is probably what Techland really wanted Dead Island to be, but came back at us too late. Still, the gameplay offers satisfying zombie slaying in a scenic environment and the game itself is optimized very well.
Posted 19 January, 2016.
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