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0.8 hrs on record
A very fun and peaceful game!
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.2 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
I don't really leave reviews, but this game deserves an awful review.

Firstly I have 18 minutes of playtime, and none of that is actually playtime - it is 18 minutes of solid crashing. The EA app notifies the user that it ran into an error on startup, and that some files are viruses and so they have been removed - which seems to be a reoccurring theme with EA games.

I have tried adding to the firewall, I have tried running in compatibility mode, as admin, as admin and in compatibility mode, fresh GPU drivers - I have added exceptions to Windows Defender and a few other security exceptions and nothing.

Maybe I'm just dumb, but I don't think anyone should have to jump through hoops just to play a game, certainly not a game with such a tumultuous history (this one specifically.) This game isn't even worth $5. Save your money.
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
No better game - even played alone. For a multiplayer game the solo content is *chefs kiss*
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
At first I thought this game was just for the weebs, but it's really making my own literature take off. So I decided to compose a poem, it is titled My Only Love

Over the top of the hills, a city so bright and clean
Never did I think this could be real, is it a dream?
Living and breathing never seemed so hard. How can life be this cruel?
Yet as I gaze over the hill, I see my wife and the love I feel is instincual.
Memories like this are what make life worth living.
Once I open my eyes, I realize nothing was as it seemed
Now my fear is real and true, there was never any one as unforgiving.
I am sorry. I truly am. How could I think you would not see.
Kill me now, strike me dead, for there is only one woman for me.
All bow down to Monika, my queen.


Don't read too much into into it guys, I'm sure it means nothing.
Posted 27 August, 2018.
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18.3 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
I'm just going to start off this review by simply asking, have you bought Life is Strange yet? No? Well than you should feel ashamed! This is by far the best game I have played in what feels like eternity. You start off in this game thinking one simple choice cant be so hard, then that one choice comes around and around! These people in the game aren't real, the choices aren't real, nothing about this game is real and yet... It feels so real. Every bit of it. You get caught up in the characters and their lives and how you should feel about which character and the game stops being seen from Max's eyes and rather from yours. These choices stick with you and while yes you can look up descisions online, it doesn't help. Everything in this game is based on how you feel the outcome should be.

13/10 best game around especially for the value, if you are on the fence GET THIS GAME.
Posted 6 March, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
37.1 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Definetly recommend. I cant stop playing this game! If you've played the other two Bioshocks you will find a very clever plot to this game. The art work is extremely well done, the play style is borderline amazing and its just a fun game to waste away in front of your computer with.
Posted 2 August, 2015.
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