1. How to ♥♥♥♥ a Clit.

My fem friend asked me to write this for the public good,
so I'm rewriting the clit-sucking method.

The clit is homologous to the ♥♥♥♥♥, you see.
The clit has a glans too.

When it gets erect, the glans pops out like bam!
If you yank the hood off right before erection and rub it all rough,

The super sensitive clit goes ugh ♥♥♥♥! and kills off its sensitivity.

So, make sure to arouse it gradually
until it naturally gets erect and emerges.

I'll tell you about ways to arouse it gradually.

First off, since it's an extremely sensitive organ,
you can't just dive in and ♥♥♥♥ it right away.

Kiss the perineum and the inner thighs, the outer ♥♥♥♥♥ next to the clit,
wander around the perineum above the anus, etc.,

and give it some soft pecks.

land blubber

I understand now how scary being a mouse must be.

Best Hero

noob

Wow