In the quiet town of Bay Harbor, an anonymous rogue known only as the "Mailbox Pisser" struck fear and confusion into mail slots everywhere, leaving a trail of suspiciously damp letters. Despite neighborhood stakeouts and one guy installing a decoy box filled with glitter, the phantom tinkler always vanished before sunrise — like some weird, urinating Batman. To this day, locals still whisper about the legend, and mail their letters in Ziplocs, just in case.