Technically the brain is an imperfect observer and we are limited to the a very specific portion of the electromagnetic spectrum, therefore it is impossible for any human to say with any degree of objectivity that traps are gay. To an omniscient and benevolent God traps may not be gay for reasons beyond our very perception.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did omae just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the ichiban letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nanimonai to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has itsumonai been mimasu’d before on kono continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As bokutachi hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so anata better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano jinsei. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

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