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I sexually identify as a boat safety regulation. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ensuring safe travels for sailors and their aquatic crafts. People tell me that being a boat safety regulation is impossible and that I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barnacle but I don't care, those guys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a Motorboat Act of 1940 and a Federal Boating Act of 1958 to me and then I can protect our precious waters. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a boat safety regulation and my right to safeguard; protecting my right of adequately conveying to boat crews the laws which govern them out in the open waters. If you can't accept me you are a boat safety regulatiaphobe and should check your land vessel privilege, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ land based safety regulation scum. For those who do accept me as a boat safety regulation, thanks for understanding.

I sexually Identify as a internet moderator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being recognised by other losers and banning people who disagree with my opinion. People say to me that a person being an internet moderator is 100% homosexual and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having my mum insert a microwave into my basement so I can make hot pockets and never have to leave my mancave. From now on I want you guys to call me "toughguy" and respect my right to do it for free. If you can't accept me you're a modphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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